Random Quirkiness

In actuality I was gonna copy and paste the funny jokes from this website...instead, I'm going to make my life easier, go here - http://dailyquirk.blogspot.com/

Below are a few that I thoroughly enjoyed!!!
~cheers

• Sunburn is very becoming, but only when it is even. One must be careful not to look like a mixed grill. - Noel Coward
  

• Bart Simpson at the chalkboard:
  

I will not scream for ice cream

• A large sign, close by a rock hanging on a rope, in a state park in California:

Weather Station. Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado.